humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

harryssource:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulhu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

cluelesswonder:

challenge accepted

Live fast, die young. Bad girls do it well.

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

Have you ever noticed that aladdin hasn’t got any nipples